Guess What Guys?

I've been thinking a lot about Meredith Vieira again, folks. I think it started when she was on the last part of 30 Rock last week when it hit me; I just don't hate her the same way I used to. It's not that she's changed, I just think we've both done some growing up and we're growing apart. It's not like I still won't be overtaken by a rage every time I see her, but things aren't the same between us anymore. I just feel like I need to move on to someone new, someone who fits my life, who reflects where I am now as a person.
So I am hereby moving my irrational anger onto another pop culture figure...DJ Khaled (real name. Khaled Khaled), the man most well known for taking those annoying DJ shoutouts from free mixtapes and putting them all over his albums that feature more than his fair share of moderately popular hip-hop figure.
I guess I could live with that if he produced all the songs on his album, I mean that's what DJs do right? Instead, he just puts on a couple of his own decent beats and then shoves a bunch of generic numbers from other producers and before letting his famous friends rap all over them. He doesn't do anything but shout, right? Which is really annoying, right? He keeps saying he's the best, but he's pretty much the worst. Here's some videos so I don't end up yelling on a steet corner:


Notice how Khaled does pretty much nothing on these songs but shout at the beginning. I checked Wikipedia, and he produces neither of these songs. So why are they his songs? Why is he mugging all over the videos? Why does he include himself in "We the Best?" Shouldn't he be saying, "they the best?" Because he isn't doing anything to be included in bestness. Yet his ego is huge. Therefore I hate him. I'm sorry Meredith, I hope things work out for you in the end.
No I don't.
I didn't know how much I'd miss her till she was gone...
Oh well, life goes on.