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I've been listening to Destroyer's new EP Bay of Pigs a whole lot. The title track is unbelievably gorgeous. The song is very long so I'm not going to post it, but here's a video of it.

Destroyer - Bay of Pigs
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These are my three favorite Lamebook entries. It's amazing just what people think is appropriate for a public forum.
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This is from the the flickr pool. What I Wore Today. Every day, people draw pictures of what they wore. I guess I didn't need to explain it. It's a pretty cool thing I think.

This week on SNL, newcomer Jenny Slate performed in a skit she wrote. This is noteworthy because not only is it hard for new cast members to get sketches on the show but it is actually funny, which isn't the case for a lot of what gets put on that show.
Oh, also Miss Slate accidentally dropped an "f-bomb" during the sketch. Oops. Some people have noticed that.

Also in SNL news, Michaela Watkins is no longer on the show. That is disappointing.

Finally, here's an interesting article on symbolism in logos. It's cooler than I'm letting on.

OMG! Christian Bale Freaks Out! Again!

So I guess you guys remember when Christian Bale was arrested for yelling at his mother and sister? Right? It was kind of a big deal because the Dark Knight was coming out. Remember how everyone was all like, "What? You can get arrested in the UK for yelling at someone? That's insane!"? Or was that just me? It might have been just me.
Anyway, this audio of Bale on the set of the new Terminator movie has been making the rounds and if he freaked on his mom and sister like this, then gosh, maybe he should have gone to jail.

So that's pretty crazy, right? I know! And what's up with that wacky "accent" when he speaks all angry like that?
Now that that's out of the way, I can get to what makes this the best thing ever (part 453):
The dance remix!

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Genius! Pure, unadulterated genius! This is why Web 2.0 was a good idea. Yeah there are a lot of bad Sufjan Stevens covers, but this totally makes up for all that.
Also, there is an mp3.
Lucian Piane- Christian Bale Freaks Out (The Techno Jock Jamz Remix 4 Life!)

Family Fun Video Time

Family Fun Video Time is a feature here at The Art Retard where I post two videos that are so for the kids. So gather the family around the computer and push play.

Greetings everyone! And welcome to another installment of Family Fun Video Time, the Art Retard feature that is totally for the children, much like the Wu-Tang Clan. In this edition, we'll be looking at two video that have to do with having fun and playing around with your friends.

The first video is a trailer for a new movie by Sal Lupo that looks like it's going to be the big family blockbuster event of the year. Pop some popcorn, get some Kool-Aid Jammers, and push the happy sideways triangle!

Doesn't that just look heartwarming?
Our next video is about brothers and sisters and jealousy. Have you ever been jealous of your sibling? It's normal to feel jealous when others get the attention we seek, but it's important not to act out and lash out in anger. This video deals with a constructive way for you to let out your frustration with no longer being the center of attention.

Well I hope everyone enjoyed this week's Family Fun Video Time. Be sure to come around next week for more wholesome stories of love and friendship. In the meantime, have some great adventures!

Family Fun Video Time

Family Fun Video Time is a new feature here at The Art Retard. This post is dedicated to two extremely family friendly videos I saw today.

The first video is a teaser trailer for a new documentary about every young child's favorite rapper, Lil' Wayne (whaaat??) coming out next year. Basically, Wayne talks, barely coherent, over concert footage and then a song plays. I will still probably watch this. Does this make me a bad person? Hmm? Why won't you look at me?


The next video is a Lonely Island music video that was on SNL this week (Love you Johny Malkovich!) for a song called "Jizz in My Pants." Call the kids in!

Okay, I know this means I'm not an adult if I laugh at this and that the government will take away my right to vote, but gosh dang it, I just can't help it. I think I might enroll in a rehab course to deal with this problem. Immaturity is an addiction, just like anti-Semitism and being a gay pastor. I wonder if I can get credit towards my degree if I go to rehab?

Getting Angry

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Why do people get angry on the TV? Don't they know everyone's going to hear them and they'll be fired/have to make an apology/ have to go to rehab? If I ever meet Meredith Vieira and we just happen to be on national television, you can bet I would (probably try to) keep my cool.